by Mudhook March 15, 2007
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When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.
"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."
by RaeAnne313 May 23, 2018
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“I killed the count!”
A lying bitch who basically wants to get the death sentence at this point
Julian Devorak will stop at nothing to make sure he’s guilty. Or at least, he’ll try. Stick around with him though. He means well.
Even if he is a stupid bitch, he’s your stupid bitch now.
“I killed the count!”
A lying bitch who basically wants to get the death sentence at this point
Julian Devorak will stop at nothing to make sure he’s guilty. Or at least, he’ll try. Stick around with him though. He means well.
Even if he is a stupid bitch, he’s your stupid bitch now.
by ilyushka March 3, 2019
Get the Julian Devorak mug.1. An unintentional lengthening of one's car ride by taking wrong turns; Primarily due to the driver being high on weed.
2. An intentional lengthening of one's car ride so that the driver and/or passengers may smoke weed. See bake route.
2. An intentional lengthening of one's car ride so that the driver and/or passengers may smoke weed. See bake route.
Susan: "John why are you so late?! Transformers 2 started ten minutes ago!"
John: "Sorry, we took a green detour so that we might actually enjoy this movie."
John: "Sorry, we took a green detour so that we might actually enjoy this movie."
by a9ent smik April 23, 2010
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the woman that all boys everywhere are simping for, she makes youtube look easy.
her mother was about to disown her when she got piercings to look good for her stalker.
i cried when i found out she was 18 because when i tell you this woman is hawt
soon shes going to join the tiktokers to ask for advice when Mina cries
the woman that all boys everywhere are simping for, she makes youtube look easy.
her mother was about to disown her when she got piercings to look good for her stalker.
i cried when i found out she was 18 because when i tell you this woman is hawt
soon shes going to join the tiktokers to ask for advice when Mina cries
simp1 : bro, have you been watching nailea devora?
simp2: yeah man, shes fine as fuck
simp3: have you considered the way she talks, how she moves when shes tired, how relatable she is or what she does when shes not filming?
simp2: shut up, im going to marry her, end of
simp2: yeah man, shes fine as fuck
simp3: have you considered the way she talks, how she moves when shes tired, how relatable she is or what she does when shes not filming?
simp2: shut up, im going to marry her, end of
by apparently, water is good April 29, 2020
Get the nailea devora mug.A Devout Christian Mom (DCM) is like my mom. She's the kind of mom who tries to control every aspect of her kid's lives in fear of her religion. She won't admit she fears religion, but inside she probably does. She believes anyone who is gay, believes in evolution, or thinks we should deal with climate change is a Satanist. If you're her kid, you're screwed. She thinks spanking kids only serves to make them strong and brave. She'd prefer to give a kid a shitty religious education rather than a public school education because, "God said so", or whatever she believes.
Normal kid: "Aw crap, I tripped!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Did you just say CRAP!?"
Kid: "Well, yeah..."
*Kid gets sentenced to being spanked ten times every other day*
Kid: "I can't take this! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!"
Devout Christian Mom: "WHAT!? Come on, we're going to have you talk to the pastor. You have been playing those violent video games again!"
Kid: "We don't even have violent video games in our house!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Are you saying that I'm a fool!? More spankin's!"
*Kids gets even more depressed and hateful, and eventually kills himself*
Devout Christian Mom: "WHY DID THE DEVIL HAVE TO MAKE MY BABY LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!? Oh Ronald Reagan, PLEASE BRING MY BABY BACK!"
Reagan's ghost: "Shut up lady. My only advice for you is to get yourself spayed."
Devout Christian Mom: "Birth Control is evil! How dare you. You aren't the real Ronald Reagan, you're SATAN!"
Reagan's ghost: *Floats away in frustration*
Devout Christian Mom: "Did you just say CRAP!?"
Kid: "Well, yeah..."
*Kid gets sentenced to being spanked ten times every other day*
Kid: "I can't take this! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!"
Devout Christian Mom: "WHAT!? Come on, we're going to have you talk to the pastor. You have been playing those violent video games again!"
Kid: "We don't even have violent video games in our house!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Are you saying that I'm a fool!? More spankin's!"
*Kids gets even more depressed and hateful, and eventually kills himself*
Devout Christian Mom: "WHY DID THE DEVIL HAVE TO MAKE MY BABY LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!? Oh Ronald Reagan, PLEASE BRING MY BABY BACK!"
Reagan's ghost: "Shut up lady. My only advice for you is to get yourself spayed."
Devout Christian Mom: "Birth Control is evil! How dare you. You aren't the real Ronald Reagan, you're SATAN!"
Reagan's ghost: *Floats away in frustration*
by Mr. big E. March 23, 2019
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