Devon Crawford

The word to use when someone on YouTube just doesn't upload for seven months. Most likely because that individual is Vibin'.

Viewer 1: "Dude why hasn't leafy uploaded?"
Viewer 2: "He totally committed a Devon Crawford"
Viewer 1: "Can you blame him? He could just be Vibin'."

by The Viber November 23, 2019

Devon Massyn

Herpetologist, Producer and Right-hand Ninja on "Wild Recon" - only on Animal Planet. Behind the scenes hilarious! All work and all play, always.

Silent, but deadly. Quick and dodges pain. Ready to accept anything it takes to send his message across and educate. Loves Life. Devon Massyn = Mystery. South African born and raised.

Devon Massyn and Donald Schultz = WHITE NOISE! BOOM!

Devon Massyn will never hit a girl unless she's a zombie.

Devon Massyn will jedi-mind trick you and exhaust you with his strength and deadly quick ninja reflexes.

Devon Massyn, sips coffee, works hard and contemplates world domination all at once. Always.

by LegitEarthLove March 16, 2010

Dining with Devon

When you perform oral sex on a woman while she is in a handstand

My girlfriend was practicing handstands when I got hungry so I knew it was Dining with Devon time

by Trex_Buttsex October 17, 2012

Devout Christian Mom

A Devout Christian Mom (DCM) is like my mom. She's the kind of mom who tries to control every aspect of her kid's lives in fear of her religion. She won't admit she fears religion, but inside she probably does. She believes anyone who is gay, believes in evolution, or thinks we should deal with climate change is a Satanist. If you're her kid, you're screwed. She thinks spanking kids only serves to make them strong and brave. She'd prefer to give a kid a shitty religious education rather than a public school education because, "God said so", or whatever she believes.

Normal kid: "Aw crap, I tripped!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Did you just say CRAP!?"
Kid: "Well, yeah..."
*Kid gets sentenced to being spanked ten times every other day*

Kid: "I can't take this! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!"
Devout Christian Mom: "WHAT!? Come on, we're going to have you talk to the pastor. You have been playing those violent video games again!"
Kid: "We don't even have violent video games in our house!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Are you saying that I'm a fool!? More spankin's!"
*Kids gets even more depressed and hateful, and eventually kills himself*

Devout Christian Mom: "WHY DID THE DEVIL HAVE TO MAKE MY BABY LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!? Oh Ronald Reagan, PLEASE BRING MY BABY BACK!"

Reagan's ghost: "Shut up lady. My only advice for you is to get yourself spayed."

Devout Christian Mom: "Birth Control is evil! How dare you. You aren't the real Ronald Reagan, you're SATAN!"

Reagan's ghost: *Floats away in frustration*

by Mr. big E. March 23, 2019

Devonta

A really nice guy who always fall for girls. And he is very sweet to girls,loyal to all,never cheats and knows he's rights from wrong.He really doesn't like to fight unless he has to and never afaird to stand up for what he believes and and he is also very funny like hella funny my nigga and he NEVERS let anyone down he likes to make everyone happy and help homeless and if you know a devonta never let him go he's a keeper and favorite color is red.

Girl#1:you seen that devonta guy

Girl#2: yea he talk to me once but he just said hey
Girl#1: ha your lucky he even talked to you because he is fine asf and daaaammmnnnmm he look like he has a big one lowkey

by Sweet black guys August 9, 2017

Dirty devon

When a blunt has wax, shatter or sauce added to it without everyone else knowing, aka dirty devon.

She rolled a dirty Devon, we needed wheelchairs after that, we were crippled!

by MadamRose May 26, 2019

devonae

Very strong and beautiful Woman. Though she has been through a lot she look on the bright side.

Devonae is strong

by Young black queen May 14, 2018