by Roast Almighty January 12, 2020
The Detroit lions are pure shit
by Random stuff bruh February 05, 2021
An NFL team responsible for every act of terror since 1957 as proposed by the Lions Vertical Integration Theory(LVIT).
Cats(2019), fuck yeah. A cross country runner, a literal dip shit, who broke his leg as an act of espionage for Russia, Hell yeah I'm onto you, Pedro Blocks.
Cats(2019), fuck yeah. A cross country runner, a literal dip shit, who broke his leg as an act of espionage for Russia, Hell yeah I'm onto you, Pedro Blocks.
Person 1: Did you hear that the Detroit Lions suck.
Person 2: Did I fuck your mom?
Person 1: Yes and I watched.
Person 2: WTF
Person 2: Did I fuck your mom?
Person 1: Yes and I watched.
Person 2: WTF
by Pitero B February 07, 2022
They were so bad one fan, when asked about their season, said, "They really suck this year. It hurts because I've been a fan for my entire life." The interviewer responded, "The lions can suck my big fat oily c***." This sentiment was expressed throughout the season by non-fans of the team. Events like these further exacerbated relations between Lions fans and other football fans. For the most part the relations were non-violent, however, at some times Lions fans attacked non-fans with crutches and other blunt instruments. These hostilities were often met with verbal attacks like, "Suck my fat girthy oily c**k". The Lions claim no affiliation to these anarchists, however, a theory called the Lions Vertical Integration Theory(LVIT) proposes that the Lions players and management are behind every single act of terror since 1957. Cats(2019) h**l yeah. A cross country runner's supposedly broken ankle that was actually a cover for espionage, F**k yeah.
As mentioned earlier fans of this sh**ty team are notorious for committing horrible atrocities. Some have even committed war crimes. One high school boy repeatedly beat a non-fan classmate with a stick. This fan was later charged with unrelated counts of murder and arson. The lack of a proper response led one radio show host to say, "The lions can shove a two foot oiled up horse d**k up their a**. And the fans can chortle on by plump b**ls." The Lions responded saying, "Lions don't like c**k".
As mentioned earlier fans of this sh**ty team are notorious for committing horrible atrocities. Some have even committed war crimes. One high school boy repeatedly beat a non-fan classmate with a stick. This fan was later charged with unrelated counts of murder and arson. The lack of a proper response led one radio show host to say, "The lions can shove a two foot oiled up horse d**k up their a**. And the fans can chortle on by plump b**ls." The Lions responded saying, "Lions don't like c**k".
by Pitero B February 07, 2022
2008 Detroit Lions
by prgray77 May 04, 2009
Bill: Hey, Ned actually thinks he's gonna get laid this weekend!
Jim: Ha ha! Yeah right...must be a Detroit Lions fan.
Jim: Ha ha! Yeah right...must be a Detroit Lions fan.
by Jucifer Jones January 29, 2008
Fantasy Player: "Hey, who should I have as my defense this week?"
Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."
Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."
by Portuzil January 07, 2024