despacito

Despacito is a song created by Luis Fonsi but is now referred to as some kind of joke or meme mainly because of the song’s not-so-innocent lyrics.

Meme and joke version:
1. Despacito is commonly seen in Roblox in the form of Despacito Spider.

i. It started as a stupid trend in the popular role-playing game Robloxian Highschool.

ii. A Despacito Spider composes of a Bighead and Biggerhead fused together, wherein the Biggerhead’s face is facing the right and the Bighead’s face is facing forward. There are four pairs of spider legs on the bottom of the spider connected to the Biggerhead.
2. Alexa, play Despacito.

i. Became some kind of trend after the release of Amazon’s Echo Dot.
3. Despacito 2

i. Another joke that originated from the game Roblox when players got tired of the original Despacito and decided to set a release date for Despacito 2, which is, unbelievably, on May 12th.

History:
1. Despacito wasn’t a meme, but became a meme due to the existence of memers on Roblox.
2. Is now said to cause cancer, hearing impairment and permanent brain damage.
3. Turned into a religion, despacitism.
Person1: Alexa, play Despacito.
Alexa: Sure!
by shitweasel October 27, 2019
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The unfunny meme everyone still uses
Person 1: DESPACITO 3949 IS COMING OUT OMG
Person 2: nigga stfu
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Desp(ə)rˈsi t-əʊ) Australian slang term for needing to perform a bowel movement in a public restroom, only to find all the vacant toilets are unclean and you have to decide if you risk finding another one or not.
Mate all these dunnys are rank, but i'm despacito for a shit!
by Stayan_Crashmore88 October 20, 2017
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Latin Gospel, spoken from the two prophecies of christ, Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee. In some english speaking areas the voice of a weird kid that sung that "Baby" song a few years ago. Can also soothe deppresion in sad moments
Guy: This is so sad, play despacito!

Alexa: Playing despacito by Luis Fonsi
by Pootman0 December 14, 2018
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Slowly (slo-il-e)
Comedian:That’s so sad Alexa play Despacito
You:lol did u know that means slowly and the whole song is saying touch me slowly

Comedian:google translate isn’t necessarily right all the time.
by Whyislife October 27, 2018
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If you get despacitoed then you get f**king despacitoed.
by Willsooty May 13, 2018
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The song to be played when anything sad happens, because its existence is saddening as well. Bonus points if you ask Alexa to play it for you, because typing it into youtube isn't worth the effort.
"I just spilled my coffee on my dog. Alexa, play Despacito,"
by PandaLance July 28, 2018
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