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(ˈDesp(ə)rˈsi t-əʊ) Australian slang term for needing to perform a bowel movement in a public restroom, only to find all the vacant toilets are unclean and you have to decide if you risk finding another one or not.
Mate all these dunnys are rank, but i'm despacito for a shit!
by Stayan_Crashmore88 October 25, 2017
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Latin Gospel, spoken from the two prophecies of christ, Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee. In some english speaking areas the voice of a weird kid that sung that "Baby" song a few years ago. Can also soothe deppresion in sad moments
Guy: This is so sad, play despacito!

Alexa: Playing despacito by Luis Fonsi
by Pootman0 December 14, 2018
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If you get despacitoed then you get f**king despacitoed.
by Willsooty June 5, 2018
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The song to be played when anything sad happens, because its existence is saddening as well. Bonus points if you ask Alexa to play it for you, because typing it into youtube isn't worth the effort.
"I just spilled my coffee on my dog. Alexa, play Despacito,"
by PandaLance July 28, 2018
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Slowly (slo-il-e)
Comedian:That’s so sad Alexa play Despacito
You:lol did u know that means slowly and the whole song is saying touch me slowly

Comedian:google translate isn’t necessarily right all the time.
by Whyislife October 26, 2018
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"epic despacito moment"
by offensivememes_v1 May 20, 2018
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Despacito a meme
by aieijhfbv June 19, 2018
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