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When you drink an alcoholic beverage so quickly that it essentially vanishes from existence. Also used to describe a person who gets obliterated by alcohol to the point that their brain essentially vanishes leading to an array of incomprehensible decisions and the person subsequently passing out before they make it to their bed.

"Buddy was just absolutely deleting beers last night "

"Dude, he was completely deleted by 11pm"

by The Roost August 7, 2016

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What happens when you ask, "how do you type with boxing gloves on."

Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Crapfully yours,
bob

by Dragon Paul July 17, 2003

error: no keyboard detected. press F5 to continue

Well? What are you waiting for? Do it!

Error: no keyboard detected. Press F5 to continue.

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

facially defeated

Someone who gets hit by an ugly stick

"Look at that girl over there."
"Umm, dude, she is facially defeated."

by waronstring July 16, 2008

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Hillary

Shit! They found my deleted emails.

by Poosjcopj November 1, 2016

Horny nigga detected

A male who is always horny. Is probably named sage.

Cool person: bro why is sage always horny
Other cool person: i know man everytime I text him he's jerking off
Cool person: horny nigga detected

by Gaye dickhead July 2, 2020

decleated

when you get tackeled in sport real hard. You get knocked out your cleats (shoes).

Boy, that guy just got it De-cleated! He went nowhere fast.

by Lamonator December 20, 2004