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decker

A fat short slob who likes to eat dick. who looks like a girl has man boobs and eats dick all day.
the fat decker
by PedroGA November 18, 2010
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Decker

A guess passed off as a fact.

"A Decker"
"Yo dude how many people live in Japan?"

"Oh its 1.5 billion"

"Is that a fact or a Decker?"

~Google How Many people live in Japan~

"Its 126 million..."
by deckerword December 2, 2013
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Decker

A Decker is a ginger-haired person with a simple comb-over.
This person is loving, forgiving, and cool for the most part.
Back in school, a Decker would study little, but still somehow manage to get almost straight A’s.

A Decker lets few people into their heart. But those people are the most loyal, trustworthy, and funny friends a person could ever have.
Dude, this Decker Guy is so cool!”
by xX_Boss_Xx November 30, 2017
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Decker

In the bookTHEY BOTH DIE AT THE ENDthe word Decker is used to describe someone dying that same day
Mateo: Rufus and I are Deckers.

Woman: Sorry to lose you both today.
by softseaveyy October 12, 2021
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Decker Special

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman who is also receiving missionary intercourse from a different male partner. This act is usually done without any prior agreement between the parties invlovled.
Dude, last night Brian tried to pull a Decker Special when I was railing Maria in the laundry room, I think he licked more wiener than puss.
by Sneaky Sneaky Sneaky February 22, 2011
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Decker'ed

The act of taking too many shots of hard liquor too fast and leaving just to get drinker as the night goes on....
I got so Decker'ed that I got home and just kept getting drunker even though I didn't drink any more....
by Yellow Leadbetter July 12, 2018
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Decker Indiana

A small town between Vincennes, IN and Princeton, IN. The only thing to do in Decker is either get drunk at the Decker Tavern, get high on meth, or build demolition derby cars. There are three ways in or out of Decker. You can go through state road 241 where farmers think the road belongs to them, old decker road deep in the country, or use highway 41 that is, if the road isnt being blocked by a train. You will often see half dressed children just wandering around town, walking in the middle of the street like they own it. If you want anything in Decker you either have to go to Vincennes or Princeton unless you wanna go to the gas station half a mile down the highway. The main export of decker is watermelons and cantaloupe.
"Hey! Do you live in Decker Indiana?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'm sorry."
by operatorgrimm May 7, 2019
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