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deceptacon

mexican kittyloaf.

Loaf resembeling pringles man.
mallory hasn't washed her hair in 800 days. lets go make kittyloaf/deceptacon.
by Don't Worry About It April 1, 2005
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deceptaconned

like deceptacon. someones fake appearance. deceptaconned is being lured in and trapped by said deceptacon.
"Damn boii i got deceptaconned by dat shawty"
by OMGSEXORZkbye June 11, 2006
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Deceptacronk

That that sneaky morning decoy poo you have the morning after eating say, a really spicy pizza with jalapeños, that lulls you into thinking your arse has got away with all the chilli seeds you ate. Shortly followed by what can only be described as a bout of Satan's Marmite.
"I thought I was out of the woods this morning after last night's vindaloo. My morning poo was fine, but it turned out to be a deceptacronk."
by bum chutney October 6, 2013
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Deceptacon

The deceptacon is when you Coerce a female into sucking your ballsack then slowly moving down to the guche region. Then you thrust ones self forward until tongue enters the arsehole.
The man turned a standard headjob into a deceptacon quicker then she could suck it.
by PTY LTD Putrid February 28, 2015
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Decepticron

Bugs that appear super dank yet in reality they are less than good.
Tim came with some super duper but in reality it was decepticron . looked dank but was crap
by Yruyur October 26, 2018
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Deceptaconners

Fake people that come into your life & build relationships by deception & lies.

One who enters ones life to purposely ruin another person's life by the means of deception.
I honestly believed it all, the lies, the manipulation; they brought me into their troubles & sagas, they ruined 6 years of my life, they are nothing but deceptaconners!! Stay away!!!
by KiwiTruthTalker March 19, 2022
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Decepticron

A vigorous virus that comes from the delta varient, side affects include

-Your dick little
-Your balls shrink
-Hairline fucked up
-Lightskin
-Cardiac Arrest
-Kidney Failure
-Herpes
-Lack of Bitches
Decepticron is a illness that is assured a painful death
by IssaMysteryy January 16, 2022
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