Dead ting

A dead ting is a word that Amber used to describe Joanna off 2019s season of love island, meaning a boring ass bitch. Dont fuck with dead tings if you dont want depression

broski: Hows that peng bird of yours?

victim of the dead ting: Her ass a dead ting i dont fuck with her anymore. I needed antidepressants after every convo

by aHoeNevaGetsCold August 8, 2019

Dead Ting

A person who is extremely dull and boring and is a slag

Dali is a dead ting

by Sunip July 8, 2019

Dead ting

Something that is dead.

There's a dead ting on the floor.

by Fuck off Bull you snake April 7, 2017

Dead Ting

A Joanna.

She steals another girls man to call him a snake on national tv and dump him then snogs him the second she sees him again😂

Michael: I would like to couple up with Joanna
Amber: She’s a dead ting!

by CanIMarryPizza July 30, 2019

Dead Ting

Mum doesn’t know how to use the internet

Dead ting

by Max Cullen July 4, 2019

Dead Ting

A very vague and ambiguous phrase used to describe the process of dying in the game of Fortnite.

The boys, "Jem, where are you getting shot from."

Jon Cornish replies, "DEAD TING, DEAD TING, DEAD TING."

by I can Sex a lot of many womans May 7, 2018

Dead man ting

When someone behaves in a way that makes you not want to have any association with that person, that person may as well be dead to you.

Example

Person 1: yo brah have you heard that Bill is now dating a 16y/o
person 2: that's legal but he's 29 isn't he?
person 1: yeah haha he's on a dead man ting nowadays

by kanye wong September 16, 2015