dbi

don't be immy

dbi (don't be immy) means to generally be a fool, so if someone's being silly they should be told to not be immy

by Rucho November 1, 2011

DBI (Douchebag Index)

A key socioeconomic indicator of how much a place, person, or group of people have Douchebag qualities.

Jeff: Dude I'm buying real estate here, look at all the hot swimsuit models and the tanned guys with abs
Tim: That place has a high DBI (Douchebag Index)
Jeff: What does that mean?
Tim: You're better off living in an Igloo next to an active volcano
Jeff: But then what if my Igloo springs a leak?
Tim: You'll have some lava in the living room big deal. At least you'll have a low DBI.

by Pareta May 13, 2017

su dbi nbc

su - shut up
dbi - don’t beg it
nbc - nobody cares

person 1: omg i’m soo excited to see my new bf tomorrow

person 2: su dbi nbc

by mikasas.luvrr February 4, 2023

DBI

The kind of Discord agency that would stare at you thru the Discord Servers and bring you downtown because you were looking at anime girls.

The DBI got me exposed on the internet.

by DawnasDefinitions June 6, 2022

DBI

Don’t be intelligent

Eva was DBiI when she called me bavk

by Badboichillacrew March 6, 2024

Dbi

Domestic Beauru of Investigation. Currently a one-man, one-cat operation to oversea the cia and fbi among other agencies agents volunteered by one brave and handsome pennsylvanian. The likes of which you better keep the lady friends at bay. This surf n turf stallion is the only over-cya we have to keep this country together.

How can they be torturing their own people??? Something must be done. Who are we going to call?

I think it's time we.... Better Just hit up dbi and get this over with. He's the only one handsome enough. Smart too. And he has a cat in animal decivsion...

Call em.

by Cyanora January 16, 2022

DBI

dumb bitchites someone who is overly dumb over some who doesn’t want them or drops their hoes and waits for text and calls from someone who is clearly not interested

i think tasha has DBI she keeps going back to josh knowing he doesn’t like her

by big ole booty February 18, 2022