Pronounced: Dh-ark*syde... bitch
Noun
Much similar to east and west/ north and south side unwritten zoning laws among underprivledged/well armed african americans, the
Dark Side is one of many locations that a Star Wars
fanboy (or Jedi) may reside to seek out refuge from polar gangs (often known as the light side, or "rebels")
However, by claiming a title from any of these
nerd zoning laws, one automatically delays the next time he/she/it will have sexual contact of any sort. Also,
Dark side members take a massive karma loss, but may wear sith armor.