D.I.B.S

D.I.B.S is an acronym for Do It Big Syndrome

Look at that stack of benjamins.. you got D.I.B.S

by CRP October 10, 2005

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad

"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"

by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020

D.I.B.S.

DIBS stands for dick in butthole syndrome. It is a bacterial desiese that starts with a soar throat and eventually forms a small dick in the butthole. It's a deadly disease.

Woops. Looks like I got D.I.B.S. dude, I got a dick in my asshole!

by Carter Miller July 25, 2007

Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.)

When a person dies quickly and unexpectedly.

Jerry: 'What did he die of?'

Mike: 'Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.). His parachute didn't open and he died on contact.'

Jerry: 'Shitty.'

by jonnywords October 27, 2011

D.y.a.k.I.g.d.s.d.t.I.s.m

Wilbur Soot lyrics stating

“Do you also know I have depression.
Self-diagnosed thought I should mention”

You: Yo I love this song!
Friend: What’s the lyrics?
You: D.y.a.k.I.g.d.s.d.t.I.s.m
Friend: dope

by Clover_bees March 8, 2021

D.I.L.S

D.I.L.S (Dreaded Itchy Lug Syndrome)

I developed an itchy ear canal, so I used a cotton bud to "waggle" it was so pleasurable it became a habit. It became known as Dreaded itchy lug syndrome (D.I.L.S

by sirgarg August 19, 2020

S.I.D.S

Self inflicted dick slap

Sonya be on that S.I.D.S she took my dick out her mouth and slapped it on her face repeatedly

by Clint Morning Wood March 21, 2023