D.I.L.S

D.I.L.S (Dreaded Itchy Lug Syndrome)

I developed an itchy ear canal, so I used a cotton bud to "waggle" it was so pleasurable it became a habit. It became known as Dreaded itchy lug syndrome (D.I.L.S

by sirgarg August 19, 2020

I.I.D.B.I.W.J.K.T.I.S.

If I Die Before I Wake Just Know That I'm Sorry

My Life's been sh*t lately, I've hurt so many people, I.I.D.B.I.W.J.K.T.I.S..

by TGWWHWDBEHHNMHHHT March 6, 2021

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.i.l.y.a.i.s.b.i.k.y.d.f.t.s

i don't know how to tell you this but i like you and i'm sorry because i know you don't feel the same.

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.A.I.S.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S

by yeksulyblehs05 October 12, 2020

P.A.I.D.S.

When you pay a prostitute to have sex and later discover that you recieved an STD from him/her.

Guy 1: "Man I was so pissed when I found out I paid that ho $50 for herpes."
Guy 2: " Dude, you got the P.A.I.D.S."

by big blind August 22, 2009

A.I.D.S. Bath

A hot tub, particularly one designated for public use.

Rob: "I was down stairs in the hotel pool and sat in the hot tub for awhile."
Mike: "Aww man, you were sitting in the A.I.D.S. bath?" "Gross!"

by ghost towne May 24, 2018

a.i.d.s. parade

the gay pride parade in any large city with a high rate of hiv infection in the 'mo community..

dude.. we're going to san francisco this weekend for the a.i.d.s. parade...

dude 2.. the what?

dude.. you know, gay pride....

dude 2... lmao!

by boyinthepenaltybox July 4, 2011

P.I.S.D.

Post Intervention Stress Disorder
Pronounced: pissed

Moments of seemingly irrational hatred for the part(ies) most directly responsible for your intervention. Usually occurs after acknowledged "forgiveness"of said party(ies). Born of bitter sentiment, no amount of logic will pacify the person suffering from a P.I.S.D. episode. There's no known cure for PISD, it is recommended to internalize these angry feelings, until they disappear or are rationally sorted out days later. Bitching about the "perpetrator" of your intervention will only lengthen the episode, and draw the P.I.S.D. sufferer further from reality.

by ejpejp October 8, 2011