The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.
Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
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by shantasia November 2, 2019
Get the Charline mug.George Carlin (1937–2008) was a brilliant comedian, actor, writer and philosopher.
Along with Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, George Carlin had a dynamic style that broke comedic down barriers and influenced countless people. He progressed every decade, truthfully grappling with a wide range of subjects such as politics, religion, language and societal norms.
He’s known for his satirical humor, razor logic, individualism, ballsy demeanor, eloquence, skepticism, genius delivery, and angering a lot of people at the FCC.
He was also a devout believer in Joe Pesci, because “he can get shit done.”
George Carlin Greatness:
-- American Dream
-- Al Sleet: The Hippie Dippy Weatherman, Maaan..
-- Seven Dirty Words You Cannot Say
-- Stuff
-- The Ten Commandments/Religion Is Bullshit
-- Modern Man
-- The Environment/Saving The Plant
-- Kids
-- Hair Poem
-- Death
-- We Like War
-- American Obesity
-- Abortion
-- Feminism
-- Reagan Administration
George Carlin HBO Specials:
On Location: George Carlin at USC 1977
George Carlin: Again! 1978
Carlin at Carnegie 1982
Carlin on Campus 1984
Playin' with Your Head 1986
What Am I Doing in New Jersey? 1988
Doin' It Again 1990
Jammin' in New York 1992
Back in Town 1996
George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy 1997
You Are All Diseased 1999
Complaints and Grievances 2001
Life Is Worth Losing 2005
It's Bad for Ya 2008
Along with Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, George Carlin had a dynamic style that broke comedic down barriers and influenced countless people. He progressed every decade, truthfully grappling with a wide range of subjects such as politics, religion, language and societal norms.
He’s known for his satirical humor, razor logic, individualism, ballsy demeanor, eloquence, skepticism, genius delivery, and angering a lot of people at the FCC.
He was also a devout believer in Joe Pesci, because “he can get shit done.”
George Carlin Greatness:
-- American Dream
-- Al Sleet: The Hippie Dippy Weatherman, Maaan..
-- Seven Dirty Words You Cannot Say
-- Stuff
-- The Ten Commandments/Religion Is Bullshit
-- Modern Man
-- The Environment/Saving The Plant
-- Kids
-- Hair Poem
-- Death
-- We Like War
-- American Obesity
-- Abortion
-- Feminism
-- Reagan Administration
George Carlin HBO Specials:
On Location: George Carlin at USC 1977
George Carlin: Again! 1978
Carlin at Carnegie 1982
Carlin on Campus 1984
Playin' with Your Head 1986
What Am I Doing in New Jersey? 1988
Doin' It Again 1990
Jammin' in New York 1992
Back in Town 1996
George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy 1997
You Are All Diseased 1999
Complaints and Grievances 2001
Life Is Worth Losing 2005
It's Bad for Ya 2008
George Carlin on his beard:
Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard
George Carlin on the American Dream:
It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George Carlin on America:
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
George Carlin on detachment:
I have no stake in the outcome.
Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard
George Carlin on the American Dream:
It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George Carlin on America:
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
George Carlin on detachment:
I have no stake in the outcome.
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