Cumasexual

When you have a sexual attraction to anything that has a whole.

Yes, I am a cumasexual.

by Warcrime November 29, 2020

Cadesexual

Having strong sexual attraction to individuals called cade.

“Wow that mans so hot”
‘They’re probably called cade’
“I can tell you’re a cadesexual”

by Waterproof robot giraffes September 27, 2021

Cursexual

Cursexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwagoned Stephen Curry so much that Curry has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A Cursexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Stephen Curry Is the G.O.A.T" 🙄or "Stephanie is better than Michael Jordan" or "Stephen is a better clutch shooter than Ray Allen" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Cursexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. They weren't real fans until the 2014-15 season. They will tell you Curry is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them 3-1 blown lead, or 0-10 3PT shooting or 1-11 3 point shooting or 1-6 in the fourth quarter of Game 7....They will blame his non-existent injuries the media fabricates as an excuse for him instead of giving him any blame. A Cursexual happens to be very sensitive to the feeling, so if you say 3-1 they may have traumatic flashbacks of LeBron's legacy saving block or Kyrie's Dagger on Curbitch on the right wing.

Curry vs LeBron

3-1 Leads blown

Curry 1
LeBron 0

Rings
LeBron 3
Curry 1

Final MVPs
LeBron 3
Curry 0 <---------- LMAOOOOOOOOO

MVPs
Curry 2
LeBron 4

Scoring Titles
LeBron 1
Curry 0

Points

LeBron 27,600+
Curry 13,000+

Rebounds: LeBron
Assists: LeBron
Steals: LeBron
Blocks : LeBron

Where is the real comparison?

Person 1: Stephen Curry is the greatest basketball player ever!
Any person who knows any basketball at all: Just stop it, you Cursexual.

by MiiNNEAPOLiiS January 2, 2017

catsexual

When a female likes cats in a sexual way.

Shamill goes out one night. He meets a cat. He likes said cat. He captures said cat. He RAPES said cat. said cat feels satisfied. Said cat runs away whenever said cat meets shamill. Said cat comes back for more! Shamill is happy. He is catsexual.

by jemma + laura February 29, 2008

Curtisexual

When someone sexually identifies as a pair of curtains

They are people who like the wind to make them move and they always close there life facts away, no one should become friends with a curtisexual. But they dress good.

Curtisexualist: I feel like I'm waving away!

by InterestingWords February 6, 2017

culisexual

When someone is attracted to culinary and will never stop loving it

Omggg do you see Lana over there? Yeah you know she’s culisexual. Really?!?! That’s weird

by Lmaobitch21 September 30, 2020

culisexual

Culisexual is when someone is attracted to culinary and always talks about their love for culinary sometimes they would scream at it

Did you see her? Yes she just screamed at culinary!! Yeah it’s bc she’s culisexual

by Lmaobitch21 September 30, 2020