curveback

When someone curves somebody else, regrets the decision, attempts to make advances on that person, and in turn gets curved.

Dude 1: I was hitting up this chick, but she was ugly so I curved her.
Dude 2: Yeah man.
(One week later)
Dude 1: I think I'll hit up that chick again, I realize I'm desperate.
Dude 2: You right, I am too.
(One week later)
Dude 1: Damn man, she never responded to me.
Dude 2: Bro, you got hit with the curveback.

by theMCGecko May 20, 2017

carver clark

Carver Clark is a asian kid who is an drug addict. He is dumb and has a small penis so women hate his fucking guts. He is a douchebag who is a fat fuck. Definitly would bang a fat and cancerous woman.

I fucking hate Carver Clark.

by asianblackkid June 3, 2016

beer curve

n. Associated with bar sports. The condition in which a players ability improves after the consumption of alcohol. The player eventually reaches a point, the peak, where all performace exponentially declines thereafter.

I haven't quite hit my beer curve yet, thats why Joe keeps beating me.

I could take this girl home tonight, I just need to get on the beer curve.

by Acquire Team May 27, 2006

Engineering Curve

Due to the inevitable sausage fest that is an engineering classroom, the few girls in the class are considered hotter than they typically are on a 10 point scale while the guys s appear uglier than they are. i.e. a girl's hotness rating rises as the girl/guy ratio gets worse.

The only girl in the class is a 2, but due to the engineering curve she's a 5 because we're all horny dudes.

by etbitmydog February 5, 2010

curveball

A particularly difficult issue, obstacle, or problem. Named after the equally tricky baseball pitch.

The professor really threw me a curve ball with that last exam test.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

Curved Swords

It is a catchphrase associated with town guards from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. It becomes popular (meme) in a such way similar to the other known "Took an arrow in the knee", "Stop right there criminal scum!" and the "FUS RO DAH" meme. From the game, you can hear the dialogue when you interact with the NPC guards:

"You see those redguards from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords"

Hearing it over and over again, especially the last part where the NPCs emphasize the Curve Swords, makes it sounds funny yet somehow annoying to most players, until someone decided to troll over the internet using this sentence. Therefore being popular and well-known to the fellow internet users.

They used to take an arrow in the knee, but now they've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

by Serizawa February 27, 2012

curve killer

That one person in class who scores significantly higher on a test than the rest of his peers resulting in the grade boost/curve being rendered useless. Curves often give the highest grade an A but if the person has close to an A there is either a very small curve or no curve at all despite everyone else's grade.

James: Mr. Johnson said that he was gonna curve the grade on that test! I only have a 33. What did you get Morgan?
Morgan: I got a 92
James: Aww! You freakin curve killer.

by Wiltamoo April 28, 2016