curber

People who fix up cars, buy low and sell high, then advertise them in the classifieds. Often ICBC wrecks repaired in a little backyard "professional shop".

Hi, I'm a curber. I have six cars on craigslist and choose to claim they're family owned because I'm a douchebag.

by sonabitch November 10, 2007

turd curler

An acquaintance of a friend (generally, but not always, from Australia) that parties with you and your friend and ends up crashing at your place. Whilst everyone is asleep he takes a bowl from your kitchen and perfectly curls a turd in it and leaves - never to be seen again.

“Dude, that guy from Australia is a turd curler. He curled one in my cereal bowl last night and left it on the kitchen counter.”

by Revco3 February 21, 2019

Steaming Curler

1. The act of sticking a heated curling iron into female's vaginal area (pussy), thus creating great amounts of steam due to the heated metal reacting with the moisture inside the vagina. The curling iron is then pushed and pulled in and out of the vagina until the girl climaxes. WARNING: Usually ruins a girl's pussy due to 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree burns inside of the girl's baby maker.
2. A very sweaty athlete who takes part in the sport of curling, who, due the intense cold from the ice, steams.

Dude, I gave Eddie's sister a steaming curler last night! There was so much steam, I couldn't see 5 inches in front of me!
Eddie's sister is such a freak dude!
Yeah, I know she LOVED it, but she is going to have to take a LONG break after going through that!

by KWKS January 4, 2012

eyelash curler

1. Device used for the painfull task of curling ones eye brows. Normally used by females or metrosexual males
2. Device that can be stashed under a pillow to fend off dangerous males as it is aparantly more scary then a gun.

1. Girl 1 "i have to curl my eyelashes, they just don't look right" is handed metal device by friend
Girl 2 "here use this"
2. Man enters house to find woman holding eyelash curler in hand man "what are you going to do with that?"
woman "if you come near me i'll curl your eyelashes" man rns away

by SDanzer April 14, 2008

barbiegirl curler

It's when you turn an iron curler on, shove it up the ass, and sing "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. Life is plastic, it's fantastic"

Damn, that barbiegirl curler is ratchet as hell

by Barbiegirlcurler December 2, 2013

hot curler

Careful insertion of a hair dryer into a vagina, then turning it on high, quickly pulling it out and inserting penis

That girl was so loose, I gave her a hot curler last night!

by Rigoberto August 28, 2007

cumbler

When a person swishes semen/cum inside of their mouth, and makes a bubble with their mouth.

Regina doesn't like to swallow, because she is a cumbler.

by TorkMe January 6, 2023