cuntress

a female who MAY look and certainly act's like their shit don't stink,have the personality of a lawn mower, and are the biggest bitch in the world. Their wardrobe often consists of burberry and gucci.

That girl isn't a cunt, she's a CUNTRESS

by John December 6, 2003

Cuntessa

An insanely overbearing, but outlandishly regal bitch.

"I went over to bill's house, but his wife was being a total cuntessa, so I left.

by Danman73 January 25, 2017

Cuntista

A barista who is a cunt.

That barista who just made my coffee was a real bitch! From now on I will refer to her as a cuntista!

by seanmacon March 8, 2009

Cuntrina

A backstabbing bitch who is ugly and whorange (Snookie) and slimy and greasy and stupid. Often sports fake jet-black hair. Ugly stained teeth of a horse. Due to lack of love in general, she puts out uncontrollably in order to fill a void that at this rate will remain eternally empty due to her indecency and heartless disposition. It is suspected that she is a female but common sightings of the beast often prove otherwise. Do not let her pseudo-philosophy fool you because her Poptart brain is filled with gumbo. She talks like a grown man retard playing chubby bunny. Her cackle resembles that of a dying gopher. You may find her at your local YMCA, as she has gained the "freshman 15." If you sight a Cuntrina, simply ignore her by walking away to avoid satisfying her craving for recognition by human beings. She will try to talk to communicate with you via incomprehensible man-mumbling, but you will not understand.

Cuntrina: "Uhhhh uhhh buhhuhh muhuhmmfh fmmmahh."
Megan: "One....cunt.......rina...(I fucking hate Cuntrina)"
Cuntrina: "schuuuuuh duhhh hnuhhh."

Cuntrina: "I slept with my best friend's ex-boyfriend!"
Human: "What a cunt."

Human 1: "I think I saw a Cuntrina lurking around the dining hall today"
Human 2: "What a cunt."

by furryfriends4ever January 2, 2012

cuntissimo

An extremely hairy vagina. One that is borderline visually offensive.

Holy crap! Did you see the vagina on that girl? All that hair? She had a regular cuntissimo!

by Nick Mc March 21, 2008

Cuntress

CUNTRESS

WAY worse than calling a girl cunt.
Its like a lioness or princess. Ultimate.
Spoiled bitch.

Jody:I think your such a faggot, get out of my house.

Joshua:Why are you such a Cuntress right now?

by Joshua Danger August 22, 2008

Cuntress

The hierarchy of slang terms for contemptible women (and sometimes men) is as follows:
-Bitch
-Fucking Bitch
-Cunt
-Cuntress

A cuntress is someone whom has gone beyond the pale in their acts and attitude towards others. Often recognizable by an unwarranted sense of entitlement, and being so tasteless that videos of beheadings on Al Jazeera seem classy by comparison. Many interactions with cuntresses often end in cuntastrophes.

"There is this girl in my PolySci class, dude she's a total cuntress."

by SeelieSidhe May 23, 2015