Cuntitude

The extent to which a person resembles a human vagina in their behaviour.

Sam's cuntitude was off the scale.

The cuntitude in this room is palpable.

by Should be writing an essay... September 25, 2011

cuntitten

1. a girls nether region
2. the best place on earth
3. cunt... literally cunt and kitten meaning pussy put together to make the best word ever.

"dude i totally ripped that cuntitten last night!!"

"man, i was almost at that cuntitten when her dad walked in."

by mistercock September 21, 2009

cuntitarian

Someone who only licks and eats pussy. They feast on cunts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (and especially dessert).

There was tons of food at the party, but Ryan was a cuntitarian so he ate Laura's vagina instead.

by SkllzMstrX March 20, 2012

Cuntitus

An acute disease or disorder That mainly affects the brain and the personality and return affecting a person’s decision making skills and personality traits negatively.

Man she is acting so crazy I think she has Cuntitus...

by ABBEYizzaG December 28, 2017

cuntpie

A delicious morsel between a female friend's or girlfriend's legs, also can be undelicious. The color can be pink, dark pink and crusty, rugged/thick, or soft and delicate kind of like a flower. Even though the cuntpie may have a foul oder does not mean it is unedible, it is highly recommended to steer clear of this unwanted pie and is usually common sense to do so but some individuals enjoy face planting themselves into a stinky cuntpie. Happy eating and don't forget to pick the wire from your teeth if need be.

God, I can't wait to get out of work and go eat some cuntpie.

Wow your cuntpie has a fragrance of a wet rose petal in the spring.

Your cuntpie smells like an ass of a cow but im gonna eat it anyway!

Hey man your a cuntpie, seeya later.

by kcjayreindeer August 18, 2009

cuntpig

Alternate version of cunthog.

'Hey you're a fucking cuntpig'

'Damn'

'Yep'

by Schtorm December 9, 2008

cuntitudinous

adjective.

Cunt-like. A word used to describe actions and people that are twats beyond all belief; I mean things you really, really hate. First used by Andrew Lawrence, a British comedian. See also cuntitude and cuntiness.

Andrew Lawrence: "You unspeakable, filthy, feculent cuntitudinous fucktard."

Audience member: "Fuck me, he hates that guy."

by Grant12345 October 25, 2011