cunticity

The defining state of being a cunt- as in "how big?"...

Cunticity can be defined by common or esoteric measurement. Most commonly involves black holes, lengths of rope and "two by four" pieces of lumber, used for temporary shoring...

by Mr. Gas October 31, 2009

cuntorcist

One who performs a cuntorcism.

Guy 1: Geeze my mum is such a cuntasorous !
Guy 2: I think you need a cuntorcism.
Guy 1: Do you know where I can find a cuntorcist ?

by Ric Irish June 11, 2017

cuntchies

An overweening and uncontrollable urge to eat pussy; nostalgia for That Old Fish Smell. Compare cunt cheese.

I was watching Diane Sawyer and came down with a bad case of the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003

cuntwich

Brandt's business teacher

Man, my teacher said I couldn't take my midterm because I was two minutes late. What a cuntwich!

by dubC&Bdizzle October 28, 2004

cuntlicking arc

an expression on some sexy asshole or penislicker after a good blowjob

jason: what's with the cuntlicking arc on taya's face?
jeremy:taya totally licked deontay's balls last night..
jason:oh yeah..

by penishands33 January 15, 2011

cuntictionary

Someone who's extremely fascinated with searching different 'CUNT' words and their meanings.

'He called me Cuntactionist? The Cuntictionary will tell me what it means..'

by memimi April 5, 2015

Cuntachini

A graphics teacher who is so bipolar that she makes your bipolar aunt seem normal.

"god she's such a cuntachini I can't stand her"

by 10incrediblefactsabouttheanus April 14, 2017