cunticity

The defining state of being a cunt- as in "how big?"...

Cunticity can be defined by common or esoteric measurement. Most commonly involves black holes, lengths of rope and "two by four" pieces of lumber, used for temporary shoring...

by Mr. Gas October 31, 2009

cuntorcist

One who performs a cuntorcism.

Guy 1: Geeze my mum is such a cuntasorous !
Guy 2: I think you need a cuntorcism.
Guy 1: Do you know where I can find a cuntorcist ?

by Ric Irish June 11, 2017

cuntscrot

is the hanging battered cunt flap skin that is wrinkly and resembles an 80 year olds ball sack!

jesus!! that one hangin cuntscrot!!

by damo an suzz October 26, 2006

Cuntocity

The scale at witch the level of cuntieness in a person, rated on a point scale from
1 to MEGACUNT

Your CUNTocity is at an all time high

by Joseph-Zane February 12, 2019

Cuntscripted

When you are a cunt and are forced to join the cunt army.

He was cuntscripted.

by Nbjibhibuio August 1, 2017

Cuntitrite

When you're not just contrite but you're also a cunt, you are cuntitrite.

Mary Mary quite contrary doesn't cover it, she was cuntitrite!

by SarahJaneWho June 6, 2019

Cunticitor

(Plural) Cunticitors
Person or persons in the legal profession who shows scant regard for their client, unless chasing payment or debt.

"My cunticitor has fucked off on holiday and I have no idea what is going on with my case, he only ever calls when he wants money from me"

by TheDispatcher January 26, 2010