megacunt

noun
1. Any female who is extremely bitchy.
2. A total cuntress.
3. A woman of unmatched anger or resentment, most often during menstruation.

My boss wouldn't let me have the day off because she's a total megacunt.

by Jim Sammartino May 22, 2008

Turbo mega cunt fucked

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.

'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016

MEGAFUNTIME!!!

Etymology: Combination of the words mega, fun, and time.

1a: A spontaneous outburst of extreme fun. Often associated with food runs.

2b: An unplanned activity of random fun. It is considered disrespectful to refuse a friend who requests your participation in MEGAFUNTIME!!!

3c: A college necessity.

Matt and Andrew: "MEGAFUNTIME!!!"
Kara: "I have homework"
Andrew: "Lets go to Whataburger! MEGAFUNTIME!!!"
Matt: "MEGAFUNTIME!!!"
Kara: "MEGAFUNTIME!!!"*

*and they all go to Whataburger

by FancyEgret1 May 24, 2011

Megamunt 2

A game which supposedly has 30 levels, but really only has 10 as the 10th level is nearly impossible to beat. May lead to ulcers.

I was playing Megamunt 2, but I had to stop because my rage-clenched hand was crushing my mouse.

by Johnny Rickshaw November 24, 2004

Megacount

Massive boobs

that girl over there has a megacount

by fuckadude March 31, 2025