Cuntshit

1.The excretion of the vagina during blob season.
2. A baby, e.g. "Yeah, the missus just had a cuntshit. It's a boy!"
3. The surprising brown mess which arises when one has had vaginal sex too soon after anal sex!

by Kevin Weilding May 12, 2003

crunchity

In the form of being extremely crunchy. NOT the normal cruch that u may expect, e.g. Cruch Bar, but these are more a more intense firmer cruch, with a smack to the teeth. We're talking serious munchy crunch!

Butter Finger Crunch Bar contains "crunchity" bits

by SethAmphetamine April 16, 2005

Cuntshite

Someone who is annoying, unitelligent and arrogant, although they seem to think completely the opposite.
They also smell and couldn't get laid even if they had a £50 note attached to their knob

CUNTSHITE!
'You see that person over there? - He's a cuntshite!'

by peter white88 July 15, 2006

crotchity

The state of being a total and complete bitch. It is an uncontrolable condition usually brought on by woking in a gas station with the public everyday for hours on end in southeast texas. Side effects include fits of rage, anger, swearing, and an overall feeling of wanting to hurt random strangers.

Wendy: God, Amanda, these customers must be incredibly idiotic today, they have you acting crotchity.
Amanda: I swear to god I'm going to blow this mother f#@!ing place up and bust some people's knee caps. Oh, and Wendy, go f&#k yourself. Sorry, that's not me talking, it's the crotchitiness.

by Angry Gas Station Attendent December 22, 2008

Cuntosity

(noun) the state of being a cunt.

That broad is probably ragging it this week; I can feel the cuntosity in the air.

by aHugeFuckingDouche September 25, 2008

cunticity

The defining state of being a cunt- as in "how big?"...

Cunticity can be defined by common or esoteric measurement. Most commonly involves black holes, lengths of rope and "two by four" pieces of lumber, used for temporary shoring...

by Mr. Gas October 31, 2009

cuntchies

An overweening and uncontrollable urge to eat pussy; nostalgia for That Old Fish Smell. Compare cunt cheese.

I was watching Diane Sawyer and came down with a bad case of the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003