Cunt Muffin

a chick who's really loose. so loose that you could infact fit a muffin in her vagina.

" i could throw a golf ball in the hole i saw when she opened her legs."

by bob5000 September 16, 2005

cunt muffin

Quite simply, a muffin made of muff.

Andrew: "You're such a cunt muffin."
Cool Guy: "No Andrew, I am not, in fact, a muffin made of muff!"

by cool_guy November 14, 2012

cunt muffin

this is when a muffin of your choice is shoved inside a cunt, leaving only the muffin top exposed ready to be eaten by a man, or woman, depending on the cunt's owner's sexual species.

Man 1: Hey I heard Julie just made a cunt muffin! You want to go ask her if we can eat it?

Man 2: Definitely Julie always makes awesome cunt muffins!

by no names are left November 12, 2009

Cunt Muffin

Typically a girl who is a bitch to everyone who doesn't respect her, doesn't care who you are. Is envied for being straight forward.

"did you see jenny stand her ground?"
"yeah shes a little cunt muffin"

by sweettttttneess January 16, 2009

Cunt Muffin

a short fucking whore who sucks cock in exchange for food... especially KFC

Dood. She is such a damn Cunt Muffin

by Ninjafackkerrr April 25, 2011

Cunt muffin

A delicious blueberry muffin. Freshly cooked.

Gee mom, thanks for giving me your cunt muffin, it's JUST what I need before school. It's so warm, moist, and delicious.

by ndig February 26, 2009

Cunt muffin

Any type of lamp

I accidentally knocked over my moms priceless bedside cunt muffin

by IRHTTC May 5, 2017