Cunt Muffin

a chick who's really loose. so loose that you could infact fit a muffin in her vagina.

" i could throw a golf ball in the hole i saw when she opened her legs."

by bob5000 September 16, 2005

cunt muffin

Quite simply, a muffin made of muff.

Andrew: "You're such a cunt muffin."
Cool Guy: "No Andrew, I am not, in fact, a muffin made of muff!"

by cool_guy November 14, 2012

cunt muffin

this is when a muffin of your choice is shoved inside a cunt, leaving only the muffin top exposed ready to be eaten by a man, or woman, depending on the cunt's owner's sexual species.

Man 1: Hey I heard Julie just made a cunt muffin! You want to go ask her if we can eat it?

Man 2: Definitely Julie always makes awesome cunt muffins!

by no names are left November 12, 2009

Cunt Muffin

Typically a girl who is a bitch to everyone who doesn't respect her, doesn't care who you are. Is envied for being straight forward.

"did you see jenny stand her ground?"
"yeah shes a little cunt muffin"

by sweettttttneess January 16, 2009

Cunt Muffin

a short fucking whore who sucks cock in exchange for food... especially KFC

Dood. She is such a damn Cunt Muffin

by Ninjafackkerrr April 25, 2011

Cunt muffin

A delicious blueberry muffin. Freshly cooked.

Gee mom, thanks for giving me your cunt muffin, it's JUST what I need before school. It's so warm, moist, and delicious.

by ndig February 26, 2009

Cunt muffin

Fat pussy

Damn look at her cunt muffin showing.

by Tony macaroni April 24, 2019