cunning linguist

The term "cunning linguist" is a clever play on the word cunnilingus. It is clever for 3 reasons:

1) "Cunning linguist" simply sounds astonishingly similar to cunnilingus.

2) Whoever discovered the phrase "cunning linguist" certainly was one.

3) A "cunning linguist" would have a dexterous mouth, aiding him or her in the act of cunnilingus.

This word play is a triple whammy!

The cunning linguist was adept at cunnilingus and inventing clever phrases.

by MC Mikey October 1, 2007

Cunnilingual

From Latin "lingua" (tongue) and "Cunni" (cunts cunnus being the singular version), a cunnilingual is someone who is proficient at attaching his tongue to a pussy.

"... he is cunnilingual. How many languages does he speak?"

by MinisterEvil September 9, 2014

Jack Cunningham

Someone who is sexual pleased by tongs.

Woman: Hey did you bring the tongs?
Man: Hell yeah baby, you know I'm a Jack Cunningham!
Woman: *orgasms*

by yourboybd June 7, 2018

Ritchie Cunningham

To have intercourse while wearing only a sweater and sox, the way Ritchie used to on the classic "Happy Days."

Mary-Beth Allen insisted that Ritchie Cunningham take off only his pants and tighty-whiteys when they screwed. She insisted it made his Pinky Tuscadero seem almost twice as large. It soon became all the rage, thanks to the graffiti on the ladies room wall.

by Pantaloon January 28, 2008

Cunnilinguist

A Master of Tounge Foo, one who gives excellent oral sex to a Woman.

I give girls the best head ever, I'm the Cunnilinguist.

by Josh West March 19, 2004

cunning stunt

A spoonerism for "stunning cunt".

My girlfriend has the most gorgeous vagina I have ever fucked. Quite a cunning stunt !

by poo hole December 21, 2012

Cunnilingrate

N - A persons of the female gender who exhibits little or no gratitude upon receiving oral stimulation from a sexual partner.

After I went down on her she just rolled over and went to sleep like a common cunnilingrate.

by Steve Abdul Jabbar May 1, 2004