Cumunism

Another word for a sperm bank.

I'm off to donate to Cumunism

by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020

Cumuccino

When you ejaculate into someone’s mouth and they froth up the cum by gargling it.

I gave my girlfriend a really good cumuccino last night, loads of froth.

by WPB27 October 3, 2021

Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox" occurs when a plan intended for a limited number of people is accidentally shared with a cunt that not only wants to join but also shares the plan with multiple other cunts. Thereby ruining the entire plan for the original group of people.

I wanted to go on a one day trip to London with a couple of my acquaintances, but the Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) occurred and now the whole fucking plan is ruined.

by the_almighty_zet October 21, 2021

Cumulative Final

A shitty thing teachers do in order to make their students' lives more stressful.

"Oh man, my psychology final is a cumulative final?! I'll be up studying all night!"

by emmalee256 December 10, 2012

Cumundrum

The point where a male is about to ejaculate while having sex but isn't sure if he wants to because the sex is so good and he doesn't want it to end.

I was having sex last night and didn't want it to end but I wanted to cum so bad, I hate being stuck in the middle of such a cumundrum.

by dtommd May 30, 2015

Cumulade

When you squeeze your balls so hard that you cum

squeeze it like you're making cumulade

by iG_Giggs May 14, 2019

Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)" occurs when a plan intended for a small group of people gets accidentally shared with a cunt, who not only wants to join in but also informs other cunts about this plan. Thereby, ruining the plan completely for the original group of people

I wanted to go on a one-day trip to London with a small group of acquittances, but the "Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)" and now the entire plan is ruined.

by the_almighty_zet October 21, 2021