Veal Cutlet

Slang word for a Vagina.

"I'm gonna tenderize your veal cutlet till you scream!!!"

by MattKV July 2, 2008

Cumletting

The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."

Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.

by TheSavantofSavants January 11, 2018

Tender Cutlets

Female with sore, tender pussy lips from a good old deep dicking.

I’m so sore today. I’ve got tender cutlets.

I dicked her good last night. She got them tender cutlets today.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017

Cumpet

A living being that was produced by sperm.

We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets

I am a cumpet.
You are a cumpet.
A baby is just a cumpet.

by JEHEUEJSJEH December 2, 2019

chicken cutlet

A summertime move on the beach, in which, during varginal intercourse, the male "breads" his hog on the sand and re-inserts his penis into the vagina...thus completeing the chicken cutlet

That bitch deserved the chicken cutlet, because she gave me a toothy blowjob!

by Durty Brian, and the Dank Fist Fuckers July 25, 2003

cumpet

Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.

(At a baby shower)
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"

by DKGoneWild February 24, 2020

chicken cutlet

A silicone jelly like bra stuffer that resembles a raw chicken cutlet women who don't want to go under the knife use to give the girls a boost.

The swimsuit model used chicken cutlets to boost her cleavage.

by fashno January 31, 2008