cumpetition

any kind of competition involving cum; usually involves a measure of speed, distance, or volume of cum

dude 1: hey you cumming to the cumpetition on saturday?
dude 2: hell ya, i've been waiting to cum all week!

by billy boi bud December 5, 2010

Cumkitten

Basically, a cumkitten is a cumslut but slut is changed.

P1: Have you seen my cumkitten anywhere?
P2: Cumkitten?
P1: Ysah, my cumslut.

by xazegod April 5, 2020

Halley's cumet

When two guys face each other, at least 1.5' apart, and cum simultaneously. If their cum meets in mid air the resulting explosion is known as halley's cumet.

They say you should wear a raincoat and safety glasses when you witness Halley's cumet. After witnessing Miller and Cameron's I would have to agree.

by I make these up good December 1, 2016

cummet

An exageration of the size, amount, and distance of ones ejaculation when one hasn't nutted for a while (generally several days or more)

Dude Joey, I need to nut so bad, watch the sky for my cummet!

by jacob February 2, 2005

cumkettle

A woman who uses her uterus to gain the favor of men.

"I wouldn't worry about her. She's a total cumkettle and everybody knows it."

by Red Lemming February 12, 2015

cuket

Intense sucking of cock

That man just got his dick so hard it was like a cuket

by Cuket May 9, 2015

Cuckette

Betty Cooper

Betty Cooper is such a cuckette. She always loses her boyfriend Archie Andrews to Veronica Lodge and just let's her take him away from her whenever she wants.

by Carl_Johnson April 21, 2022