Cumfortable

You are cumfortable when you are home alone and light some candles. Then sit down on a couch with your fireplace on and start wanking to a porn with a good plot.

Guy 1: "I'm home alone for the weekend!"
Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?"
Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable"

by TETRlS March 6, 2016

Cumfort

Sexually comforting someone

Similar : Cumforting, cumfortable

Bf:I’m feeling really horny and lonely

Gf: do you want me to cumfort you😏

*having sex*: I’m feeling very cumfortable

by MMamamamsjeun April 10, 2021

cumoter

A hotel TV remote that’s been used for cooter play

The chick from tinder squirted all over the remote now it’s a cumoter

by JRS December 9, 2022

Church of the Holy Comforter

An excellent answer when nosey people ask you about your Church affiliation.

"Hey, Joey. We're having a revival Sunday morning. You wanna come?"
"No thanks. I'm planning to attend the Church of the Holy Comforter"
"Where's that?"
"In my bedroom. The alarm clock goes off at 10:00, I turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head."
"Smartass!"

by Dave the Druggist May 2, 2010

cumsnorter

A junkie homo known as De La Paz (type 2) that collects cum from used condoms, leaves it to dry then grinds it up to a fine powder and snorts it through a straw.

De La Paz snorts dried cum and farts it out as cream.

by shocker of your mum's cunt March 16, 2004

cumfort

When your girl's sad, just dick her down. Cumfort her.

Aiden: Yo man, my girl's sad, what do I do?
Max: Just cumfort her man.
Aiden: Aw neat aight thanks man.

by your morbidly obese mother March 19, 2020

comforter whore

A person who frequently and unnecessarily purchases a new comforter even though the one they have is perfectly fine.

CW: "hey look at my new comforter! it's so soft and pretty"
Friend: "that's the third comforter you've bought this month you comforter whore!"

by tsizzley December 29, 2010