Cumbustion

An explosion of jizz in your pants. Literally!

That chicks so fine cumbustion was unavoidable!
Dude, go change!

by CWeed, Browniemixx, Echo January 11, 2009

cumbustrophy

If someone aggressively cumbusts all over the place.

After the cumbustrophy, the cum was everywhere.

by Tepovation March 19, 2022

cum-buster supreme

when 2 people engage in sexual intercourse in a Taco Bell parkinglot while eating a Crunchwrap supreme and uses the crunchwrap to ejaculate on or to clean up the mess.

Sal: "Hey wanna bang in my truck in the Taco Bell parking lot?"
Rachel: "Oh for sure, you know how much of a slam hog I am"
Sal: "I don't have a condom so let me hit raw and ill just blow a cum-buster supreme onto my crunchwrap, you can eat it after if you want..."
Racehl: "Hells yea! i love cum, and crunchwraps!"

by calaburrito December 16, 2009

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The process by which, through the ingestion of an unruly quantity of phosphorous, one's ejaculate spontaneously erupts into flames upon expulsion from the penis causing widespread fear and panic.

Dave and Marie were dating until Dave's spontaneous cumbustion all over Marie resulting in a sudden case of the funerals.

by Diction.net February 24, 2015

Cumputer

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

by Rofflez March 28, 2009

cumbusting

ejaculating much faster than you had expected.

That chick was so good at head, I was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning!

by owner of a psychotic dog October 17, 2014

cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006