Cuomosexual

a word used to describe a creepy pervert

Why is he touching her against her will? He's just a Cuomosexual.
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Cuomosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Cuomosexual

by charlottes web info March 7, 2021

Cubesexual

Someone attracted to square/cube shaped objects

Whether depicted in a media or something they see face to face

1.)Man did you see that animation of that character? That was hottt!
2.)Bruh that character is literally a cube with arms
1.)Dude, I'm cubesexual that's hottt

by irene the meth queen January 7, 2019

Cuomosexual

In love with competent, reassuring governance by a leader who uses complete sentences and displays common sense during a pandemic.

After watching today's New York State pandemic news conference, I officially identify as a cuomosexual. (
h/t Randy Rainbow)

by Civilly Right April 6, 2020

Comysexual

Someone who’s sexually attracted to communism

Hi I’m Comrade Elmo and I’m Comysexual

by Comrade Elmo December 23, 2019

Clamsexual

When someone is being an asshole like my friend Ann who wasn’t joining the call

That’s not her real name I swear

“Bro Ann isn’t listening and she won’t join the call”
“Bruh what a clamsexual

by Singular_spoon February 6, 2021

Cutesexual

adj.

1. Sexually attracted to cute things.
2. To describe something that is simultaneously sexual and cute

n.

1. A cutesexual person
2. Something that can be described as cutesexual

Me: Klem from How Not to Summon a Demon Lord is absolutely cutesexual.
Normie: Wtf bro.
Me: Stop oppressing cutesexual people!

by Epicgamer10345 February 19, 2022

Cursexual

Cursexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwagoned Stephen Curry so much that Curry has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A Cursexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Stephen Curry Is the G.O.A.T" 🙄or "Stephanie is better than Michael Jordan" or "Stephen is a better clutch shooter than Ray Allen" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Cursexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. They weren't real fans until the 2014-15 season. They will tell you Curry is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them 3-1 blown lead, or 0-10 3PT shooting or 1-11 3 point shooting or 1-6 in the fourth quarter of Game 7....They will blame his non-existent injuries the media fabricates as an excuse for him instead of giving him any blame. A Cursexual happens to be very sensitive to the feeling, so if you say 3-1 they may have traumatic flashbacks of LeBron's legacy saving block or Kyrie's Dagger on Curbitch on the right wing.

Curry vs LeBron

3-1 Leads blown

Curry 1
LeBron 0

Rings
LeBron 3
Curry 1

Final MVPs
LeBron 3
Curry 0 <---------- LMAOOOOOOOOO

MVPs
Curry 2
LeBron 4

Scoring Titles
LeBron 1
Curry 0

Points

LeBron 27,600+
Curry 13,000+

Rebounds: LeBron
Assists: LeBron
Steals: LeBron
Blocks : LeBron

Where is the real comparison?

Person 1: Stephen Curry is the greatest basketball player ever!
Any person who knows any basketball at all: Just stop it, you Cursexual.

by MiiNNEAPOLiiS January 2, 2017