Culpepper

to slowly cook assorted meats in susbtances lacking FDA approval

This chicken tastes like its been culpeppered.

by Emeril March 11, 2003

Culpepper

v. To touch or caress someone else's woman in a familiar way.

I was talking to Marcus when I culpeppered fly-ass biatch.

by Honky Tonk March 11, 2003

Daunte Culpepper

The greatest quarterback in the NFL. He plays for the Minnesota Vikings in the NFC North. He wears number 11, and is black so hes awesome.

"Daunte Culpepper just threw a bullet of a pass over the middle

by Dan January 18, 2005

Clepperbear

a guy who resembles a clepper and a bear at the same time he is pretty cool

often likes to:
go on qrs calls
play football

Places found:
AR
KTFD
Home workin on the truck

guy:Whoa
Guy 2 : what!!!
Guy: Did you see that clepperbear
Guy 2: yeah he was workin on the truck

by MONKEYTARD April 27, 2010

Culpepper

When you confuse yourself in order to pull off a surprise authentically.

Or, a film plot twist that the director did not intend.

"I guess we were obvious about planning a surprise party for Julia, because she guessed it last night. I bought us some time but I think we need to Culpepper ourselves."

"The director didn't set up the murder plot line at all before the big reveal. Dude Culpeppered himself."

by Andixx022 May 9, 2022

Culpeper Creamsicle

The act of mixing a load of sperm and Orange Fanta into an ice mold, freezing it for exactly 13 hours, 28 minutes, and 13 seconds, then then forcing the homemade creamsicle into the asshole of a Culpeper resident, then drinking it straight from the anus. It is considered rude to not finish the drink in its entirety.

Gert: yo, I gave Shanika a Culpeper Creamsicle during 3rd block yesterday

Michael: Can you give me one gang
Gert: Of course my nigga

by Fooligan Dictionary October 13, 2025

Culpeper Creamsicle

The act of mixing a load of sperm and Orange Fanta into an ice mold, freezing it for exactly 13 hours, 28 minutes, and 13 seconds, then then forcing the homemade creamsicle into the asshole of a Culpeper resident, then drinking it straight from the anus. It is considered rude to not finish the drink in its entirety.

Gert: yo, I gave Shanika a Culpeper Creamsicle during 3rd block yesterday

Michael: Can you give me one gang
Gert: Of course my nigga

by Fooligan Dictionary October 13, 2025