cunfuzzled

The state of being confused, or confusing someone.

I am quite cunfuzzled today Jenn
or
You just got cunfuzzled!

by Stephen Travale December 3, 2004

Cumfused

The act of being confused as to who's child a person is carrying.

'Bro, did you hear about Jen? She's cumfused as fuck and she thinks it's yours.'

by Ticktackmak July 19, 2017

Cufugly

When something is so fugly it is kind of cute

That kitten with down syndrome is cufugly

by bdjdoenfmclosw November 1, 2017

cumfuckle

Waste Of Sperm

You are a cumfuckle

by C.Cardona,J.Bell April 22, 2018

Codfused

To be unsure if you're getting a stray whiff from a young lady's undercarriage, or the dumpster from the local seafood restaurant...

"I'm codfused. Can't work out if that fishy stink is the cat's bowl or Stacy's over-ripe front bottom..."

by Ralph Poopwell & Lenny Fister January 18, 2006

Curfuffle

Curfuffle is a word that one would use in a messy or sticky situation.

Girl 1: “Omg, I just found out that I’m pregnant!”
Girl 2: “That’s quite the curfuffle you’re in!”

by mfb_2732 December 15, 2019

cumfunnel

Any body orifice that cum can be deposited in – more commonly the mouth.

Frustration: "Shut your cumfunnel, Sheila"!

Elation: "I’ll fuck your cumfunnel all night, Sheila"!

by lick a lotta spokes November 8, 2004