Crackening

The process by which an individual spirals into a degenerate.

If you follow the lead of lindsay lohan, you may experience the Crackening.

by Cocodre December 30, 2014

cuckooing

(verb) A crime where a drug dealer befriends a weak, old or otherwise vulnerable person, then takes over their home and uses it as a crack house.

"Cuckooing is a new type of crime which involves a drug dealer befriending a vulnerable individual who lives on their own.

Like a cuckoo, the dealer moves in, takes over the property, and turns it into a drugs' den."

(BBC Inside Out, March 23rd 2007)

by Andy January 20, 2008

Cuckling

A descendant of a Cuck is referred to as a Cuckling

“That Cuck Over there has children, they’ll be the new Cucklings of this generation.”

by CRUSTY CUCKS December 30, 2017

The fuckening

When your day goes too exceptionally well and something comes along to ruin it.

“Yep, there’s the fuckening” I said. It was going to be a great week. Today was Tuesday and my birthday was tmr, and I got the honour of skipping my most hated classes to help out with some other stuff at school, so I’ve been looking forward to this for a while. Then, while I was walking my dog to the dog park on my way to school, I fell down the stairs and twisted my ankle.

by Tasha Mali February 25, 2019

fuckening

When an evil wizard has sex with a virgin on the night the two moons come together in order to have a dragon baby and rule the world.

Guy 1: "Are you going to the fuckening?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, just as soon as I get the horn of a unicorn so I can slay the wizard"

by Watcher of Your Highness May 9, 2011

over-chickening

over producing of chickens

we never hear news reports dealing with over-chickening.

by Makootz May 31, 2007

F*ckening

Not typically used alone. It is part of a spoonerism for "what the f*ck is happening" that is used to convey extreme confusion.

What the hap is f*ckening?

by Sonsypants October 1, 2016