Cucamongaloid

A resident of Rancho Cucamonga, California.

Luke moved inland because of his job. He's a Cucamongaloid now.

by Rob in the 'Hood January 18, 2010

chamonga

An overgrown bushel of lady pubes. A chamonga cannot be contained by normal underwear and often collects leafs, crumbs, and small animals.

I pulled off her panties only to find a huge chamonga bush. A goddamn chamonga gnome crawled out of it and sprinkled "gnome dust" in my eye. No way was I going to touch that. It's bad luck.

by Ramalamadingdong December 9, 2008

cucabanga

the whole "crew can bang ya"

in reference to a female that has slept with two or more men in the same social circle. "Damn that girl is a CUCABANGA"

by MICHELLE A. September 5, 2006

Clamonga

Clamonga : ballon looking allergy reaction that only affecta your toes.

"the weather broadcast says its allergy season so ill probably have really bad clamonga on my toes."

by CoffeeNOrder66 July 18, 2023

Cucamongous

Definition #1: A disease contracted in "the hood" whilst having intercourse with a "ratchet" "hoodrat".

Definition #2: A generic term to identify a grotesque disease.

Example Definition #1:
Person #1: Hey, did you hear about Jigaboo Jones having sex with Susie Rottencrotch?

Person #2: Yeah, I heard that nigga got cucamongous.

Example Definition #2:
Person #1: Hey bro, I got something on my lip. Can you see what it is?

Person #2: That shit look like cucamongous, bruh! Get yo ass away from me!

by The Spectre July 10, 2014

Cucamongas

A term describing a women's breasts who inhabits the Rancho Cucamonga area of southern California. (usualy large)

Man did you see the Cucamongas on that girl.

by Gnik Nave July 17, 2011

Cuckmonger

One who sells products to those anxious about their masculinity, or products that promise to confer masculinity. Masculinity is often coded as: patriotism, nationalism, militarism, or conservatism. Products marketed to be gender-affirming (masculine) or to aid in gender conformity as performance.

"Steve, what is up with your diaper bag?"

"You dig it? It's a TACTICAL diaper bag. It has the same silent velcro SWAT teams use!"

"No Steve. I do not on any level dig it. Stop making cuckmongers rich with your masculinity anxiety. You know that shit's contagious right"?
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"Did you know Bounce makes dryer sheets for men"?

"What a bunch of cuckmongers."

by NoTimeforInfinity July 26, 2024