by Lloyd Crosby May 23, 2006
Get the cuban missile crisismug. When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
by ProtoZone March 28, 2011
Get the A Cuban Missile Crisismug. Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.
"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."
by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.
by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks
by anonymous March 26, 2022
Get the cuban missile crisismug.