Crywalker

Noun: One who weeps while walking. Someone with a minor to mediocre injury at best; usually involving the knee or 'wittle finger'. No one ever cares about the crywalker, usually exaggerating the pain and making un needed weeping noises.

The crywalker moved slowly down the hall, limping and wailing in such a manner that the grown man appeared to look like a toddler crying to mommy.

by TheExtremeDelusion December 3, 2010

crywanking

When u sad and horny, and can't help but cry like a baby while wanking.

I miss Pam so much, I can't help crywanking myself too sleep each night.

by Nastypamsy April 27, 2016

Crywacker

A male who furiously masturbates while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic his life is

He always acts so depressed about being single, I bet he's a crywacker.

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Crywalking

This is specifically for pilgrims walking any of the Camino de Santiago routes: when you are moved to tears out of sadness, anger, frustration and/or joy, ect., but want to keep a good pace, so you cry while you’re walking. Crywalking.

I was deeply frustrated by the pain coming from the blisters on my feet (and in my heart🥺) but I was afraid that if I stopped I wouldn’t go on, so I ended up crywalking all the way to my albergue.

by Meliers963 July 3, 2022