crutterz

chronically butterz (really ugly, minging etc)

guy1: damn that girls butterz

guy2: nah bruv shes crutterz

guy1:true dat, man wouldnt move to that if he was blind

by gettish May 4, 2010

Friend Crutch

Someone you use in order to stop boredom because all of your other cool friends are at work, with family, etc.

A Friend Crutch is a person who is usually obnoxious or a tool on certain occasions, but won't make you flip out every minute.

Guy 1: You hanged out with Ryan yesterday?! Dude he is such a tool....

Guy 2: Don't worry he is only a friend crutch, everyone else was busy.

by axemII June 16, 2011

Dry as a nuns crutch

Expression for when you are really really thirsty.

My mate Gary wanted to go to the pub, he said his mouth was dry as a nuns crutch

by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011

op crutch

A Valorant player who relies on the operator for kills.

DamnWolfGames is always an op crutch in games

by Flame4880 August 15, 2022

blood cruton

A crispy dri blood ball left on a womans vagina after her period.

When performing cunialigus I bit on a crunchy blood cruton from my girl. So I got up and horked.

by Willie Desharm November 3, 2007

crutch

A crutch is a figure of speech that describes something that is used as a surrogate or substitute for a more ideal solution or approach, as in the use of medical crutches as an assistance device for walking. The term also implies a degree of habitual laziness.

"A debugger is a crutch for programmers too lazy to add proper logging to their applications."

"Using pre-made pancake mix instead of making it from scratch is a crutch."

by glycoslave April 16, 2010

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007