crustbucket

a crustbucket is someone who is an old crusty curmudgeon. usually such a person is ugly, and sometimes smelly

i hate old crustbuckets

by Ziggy Stardust June 6, 2004

crossfucked

Crossfaded, but in an exclusively negative way, with extreme nausea and total lack of pleasure or enjoyment.

One bowl and a couple beers and I was having a good time, but after six shots of Jack Daniel's I was crossfucked and vomited all over myself.

by Ian Rice II October 20, 2008

crucifuck

Brutal anal fucking with a crucifix
What else

John got crucifucked so hard by father pete after mass today lel

by godcodcock44 March 13, 2015

crush fuck

Intense gravity-driven fucking prompted by cloning too many custies.

So I put this the crush fuck on this mudkin at an ohio party and then my dick fell off.

by This is Ohio party. May 21, 2009

crunchfuck

icky bitch

That girl is such a crunchfuck.
ewwww she is serving crunchfuck.

by crunchy_1 February 25, 2024

crunchfuck

Someone that is the epitome of a crusty freak

The hallway reeked like bootyhole after a herd of crunchfuck freshman went by.

by Crunchfreak March 1, 2024

Couchfucker

A couchfucker is someone so worthless and annoying you'll believe anything negative said about them.

JD Vance is a couchfucker

by BobBaldy July 25, 2024