i gotta get home and slip on my CHUNKlahs. my shoes are done. i wanna see some smelly, chunky toes wigglin back at me.
by chunky toes July 19, 2010
Get the chunklahs mug.1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.
2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.
"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"
"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"
Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.
This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"
"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"
Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.
This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
by too school for cool January 24, 2012
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rapper Lil Jon aka: 'the king of crunk' created the word crunkgasim when explaining to late night show host & comedian Chelsea Handler of Chelsea Lately what the word crunk means.
"crunk really means its like crank, when you crank something up & then its crunk, so thats where it really comes from. But it means like a lot of energy like right before you lose your mind thats crunk like ya know.. like if we go out tonight & party i might say chelsea we gonna get crunk tonight!"-Lil Jon
"alright gotcha..so crunk is like something you do right before a orgasm?"-chelsea handler
"...i never thought of it that way, yeah you could have a crunk orgasm...a crunkgasm"-Lil Jon
rapper Lil Jon aka: 'the king of crunk' created the word crunkgasim when explaining to late night show host & comedian Chelsea Handler of Chelsea Lately what the word crunk means.
"crunk really means its like crank, when you crank something up & then its crunk, so thats where it really comes from. But it means like a lot of energy like right before you lose your mind thats crunk like ya know.. like if we go out tonight & party i might say chelsea we gonna get crunk tonight!"-Lil Jon
"alright gotcha..so crunk is like something you do right before a orgasm?"-chelsea handler
"...i never thought of it that way, yeah you could have a crunk orgasm...a crunkgasm"-Lil Jon
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