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Crunchie

Describes any fictional anthropomorphic arthropods or bugs in media, AKA bug furries. This includes bugs wearing clothes, standing upright, or displaying any human features, typically seen in animated film. Sometimes displayed in pornographic manners by less savory people...
“Dude have you seen A Bug’s Life yet? The crunchies in there looked so rad.”

“Ew no, why would I be into that.”
by FIREBUG_05 April 10, 2021
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jumped on a crunchie

To horrifically break ones leg. To the point it looked like flakes of honeycomb, similar to a crushed Crunchie chocolate bar.
You see Steve after he rolled that quad? His leg looked like someone had jumped on a Crunchie.
by LZ-Bix December 9, 2018
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Lathering Your Crunchies

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.
I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.
by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016
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Fuck Crunchies

Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.
My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.
by Shel_TR February 6, 2009
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Crunchied

When a girl sticks a chocolate bar (preferably a crunchie bar) up her vagina and feeds it to an animal.
"Wow Emily, I can't believe you crunchied that dog!!"
by Frazzel November 7, 2011
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cunt crunchies

Vaginal secretions that dries up on pubic hair and get crunchy.
When my girlfriend came home and took her pants and panties off and laid on the bed. I later went up and saw dried up cunt crunchies on her pubic hairs.
by Komodo Dragon April 17, 2009
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keyboard crunchies

The crumbs of various foodstuffs found when the keyboard is turned upside-down, and shaken or banged on the desk. These usually consists of, but are not limited to: Cheez-its, Doritos, sandwich/bread crumbs, dust and hair.
"My God! I just cleaned out my keyboard, and I had enough Keyboard crunchies to feed a third-world nation!"
by Will_Z September 19, 2005
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