Crumpin Off

The act of shamelessly pleasuring ones self in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough for a stall you’re too good to be Crumpin Off

“Did you hear dean was Crumpin Off?”

“Yeah dude was beating his dick at the urinal.”

by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018

chumlinged

When your smoked weed and your baked af

“I’m so fucking chumlinged rn”

by Coronaking November 20, 2020

Crumming

The act of crying while cumming.

Bro, I was banging this chick while listening to Coldplay and I ended up crumming, shit was beautiful.

by I am a mouse March 18, 2017

cremlin

a fat ugly slob of a nerd who fails at life

guy: wow that guy is a hideous monster
girl: true, what a cremlin!

by roundkid February 16, 2008

Cumling

1. n. A dried patch of semen on the end of a male genitalia
2. adj. A discriptor for anyone who believes they have power over you or they think they are 'hot shit'.

1. This morning, after my girlfriend left for work, I discovered a cumling on my penis from the night before as I took a shower.
2. That little brat is nothing but a cumling

by Misspells go2 UrbanDictionary June 9, 2009

crumbing

when a crackhead runs out of rock and begins searching the carpet to hopefully find a dropped crumb.

She ran out of rock at 10 and went crumbing for another 2 hours.

by sassymchateful January 2, 2009

crumbing

To be eating and dropping crumbs on the ground as one travels.

See Hanseling or Greteling.

Stop crumbing all over my house you Hansel!

by Candycasa November 24, 2009