crossing the mound

When a guy is about to hook up with a girl but is too much of a bitch to actually kiss her so instead he skips to tenderly and awkwardly massaging her boob whilst pretending nothing is happening and more often than he pretends that his attention is elsewhere by looking off into the distance.

Crossing the mound comes from the proverbial baseball field of sexual progression, in this case the guy runs straight from the batters box to second base thus running over the pitchers mound on the way. (Hence crossing the mound)

Laura: "Hey Jessie I heard that Steve was crossing the mound with you last night."

Jessie: "Yeah he's got no balls, I had to kiss him first."

by JkJ121 July 24, 2009

Email Crossing

A phenomenon that occurs when you send an email to someone at the same time that they email you. Both of you then answer the other's emails and you go out of sync - creating two strands of conversation that occasionally cover the same ground.

Quite irritating, but not really much you can do about it other than wait for the other person to get both mails and think that you aren't replying anymore.

"Hi I think our emails are crossing again"

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"Sure I'm up for playing naked chess with you later"

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"Did you get my last email?"

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"Oh, are they?"

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"Naked what?"

by kreza November 4, 2004

Animal Crossing

A Sims-like game released for the Nintendo Gamecube in 2002. It was a very good game game, except for the extra craptastic graphics. The graphics were bad because it was originally intended for Nintendo 64, but only in Japan. But after a while, you dont really notice how bad the graphics are, because the game is incredible. You can collect cool sets of furniture, run errands for townspeople, and write them letters. You can also catch fish and bugs. Originally named Animal Forest.

when you buy the game, it even comes with its own memory card!! hell yea!!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

crossing the finish line

1. achieve an orgasm

Babydoll, I'll have you crossing the finish line every time.

by FightinEngineer March 1, 2011

jack crossing

The act of inviting yourself to a place when not invited

Dude how did you get here

Oh dude I was jack crossing, it happens

by The killer penis November 15, 2016

Animal Crossing Party

A Discord server for the game animal crossing new horizons, however the server is pretty bad as the mods have a censorship problem and if you say anything that would show people that the server is bad they would do anything in their power to get rid of it, the mods are also power hungry.

Person 1: I got banned from Animal Crossing Party for saying the f word for the 10th time, and saying it is also why I got all my strikes.

Person 2: damn.

by Anonymous748 January 4, 2021

crosling manoeuvre

The 'Crosling Manoeuvre' is when one sits quietly on a toilet, pretending to be part of the toilet apparatus, hoping an unsuspecting person in need will drop their pants and sit right on top.

I can't believe it! Igor performed the Crosling Manoeuvre successfully on me again. Surely I won't fall for it next time.

by prageeth November 13, 2017