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fucked cross-eyed

Sexual intercourse that is so satisfying that one of the participants temporaryly or perminantly becomes cross-eyed.
Hannah went to the optologist to have her lazy eye checked out, He told her that she had been fucked cross-eyed and that it should return to normal within a week.
by ha haaa December 8, 2014
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Star Crossed

Denied by fate. Originates from Shakespear's Romeo and Juliet.
"I met the love of my life, only to have her die five minutes afterword. Our destiny was a star crossed one indeed."
by John "Triggerhappy" Wells October 27, 2005
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Crossed the Styx river

When someone has fallen asleep in death. The Styx river is a location in Greek mythology. Located in the Underworld, it is a river that serves as a barrier separating the world of the living from the world of the dead.
Larry: "Hey Joe where is our co-worker Kyle? I haven't seen him in a few days, hope he is okay."
Joe: "I hate to break it to ya Larry, but Kyle had crossed the Styx river recently."
Larry: "So Joe went on vacation? Sounds like a chill time if you ask me."
Joe: Sigh..."Kyle has died Larry.... I was at his funeral two days ago. Since his life went a total downward spiral, he must've reasoned it would have been better to do the one way trip down the proverbial Styx river than to be among the land of the living."
Larry: "Damn, I didn't know he was in such a dark place. He seemed to be such a bright & jolly dude. Well, I should pay my respects after work."
by jpjp5454 December 11, 2019
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crossed up

When a girl has you thinking about her so that you cant concentrate on anything else. Also, when you're undecided about what to do with a girl that you kinda like, but is not sure if she is into you or not.
"Look at J.D., he's so crossed up he doesn't know what to do."
by tim349 November 6, 2006
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Cross Eyed Cunt

The funniest and worst insult you could call a girl.
I called Lillian a Cross Eyed Cunt. She stabbed me shortly afterwards.
by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010
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Double-crossed

The act of being back stabbed and done wrong by someone who claimed to not be of such
God damnit!! Jim Double-crossed us ! Fucking Cock sucker
by jacojaoc joaej January 13, 2019
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Crossed middle and ring finger

When your middle and ring finger is crossed with your thumb touching your palm, this means you are fine as hell, loyal, smart, have multiple bitches on your dick.
Snapper: “Hey jay got crossed middle and ring finger he get mad bitches.
by jaredonly May 9, 2022
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