A combination of two fine (though sometimes elitist) pastimes: playing croquet and insufflating cocaine. Paradoxically considered an extravagant way to enjoy the effects of the drug and a degenerate way to play the game, this sport attracts a small, unique membership dedicated to exploring the possibilities of this extreme sport.
1) Sir Reginald lost the game of croquaine because he was too coked up to get the ball through the wicket.
2) I don't play croquaine with Lord Byron anymore; last time he got pissed off when I sent his ball away and kicked my ass in a coked-out rage.
2) I don't play croquaine with Lord Byron anymore; last time he got pissed off when I sent his ball away and kicked my ass in a coked-out rage.
by Magically Malicious December 9, 2007
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Girl: I've gotta go. (in a coy way) Maybe if you're lucky I'll give you a call when I get out of work tomorrow.
Coqueton: Maybe if your lucky I'll pick up the phone.
Girl: I've gotta go. (in a coy way) Maybe if you're lucky I'll give you a call when I get out of work tomorrow.
Coqueton: Maybe if your lucky I'll pick up the phone.
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JDB: Man, croquet kicks so much ass.
Loser: Shut the hell up, man. croquet sucks balls.
SSK: Fuck you, bitch. Croquet not only involves skill, but you can also hit shit with big-ass mallets.
Loser: Damn, I guess I'm wrong.
Loser: Shut the hell up, man. croquet sucks balls.
SSK: Fuck you, bitch. Croquet not only involves skill, but you can also hit shit with big-ass mallets.
Loser: Damn, I guess I'm wrong.
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Boy 1. Dude that was so hot what we did last night.
Boy 2. Yeah it was but my balls hurt from hitting your balls a little.
Boy 3. So basically you had gay croquet and you think thats hot ?
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Boy 3. So basically you had gay croquet and you think thats hot ?
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