Cronisaurs

Discovered and defined by Chan, the founder of the Procrastisaurs. The Cronisaurs (Cron-i-saurs) is a herbivore and distant cousin to the Procrastisaurs (See Procrastisaurs (P. Saurs)). It Spends most of its time grazing on a natural leafy green plants that grow wild in it its natural habitat, non-violent by nature it only attacks when it feels that its food source is being threatend. The Cronisaurs shares many characteristics of the Procrastisaurs and have been known to occupy the same space on many different occasions. As of recent; the Cronisaurs has been seen migrating to Colorado and Washington for the abondance of resources and lack of predators. The slow moving and cumbersome creatures are not the smartest animal, and have been known to make bad decistions from time to time. The Cronisaurs makes its journey to its new and fetile land. By Dr. Chandler J.S. P.H.D makes its journey to its new and fetile land. By Dr. Chandler J.S. P.H.D

The wild Cronisaurs will thrive in its new inviroment. Furher generations will study and admire the beauty of these majestic creatuers, truly a sight to behold.

by BIG CHAN D33Z3R November 27, 2012

cronie

man dont listen to any of these fools, Cronie means a yes-man, some schmo, like underlings.

i see u got ur Cronies with u...talking smack to some enemy boss about his go-to guys, the schmos.

by mikitymike April 17, 2005

cronic

Tha shit dat gets you highhhhhhhh

I only smoke da cronic nigguh.

by Matt January 6, 2005

Cronis

A Cronis describes complete failure from someones bad actions leading to a bad buzz kill or ruining a great situation.

The other night Kip was a Cronis and spilled the keg everywhere, so noone got any beer. What a feefin cronis!

by twofoureight June 3, 2010

Cryptacronnacunnalight [cronic]

The dopest/strongest weed sold illegally by street dealers...

This shit right here is Cryptacronnacunnalight cronic!!!

by Katt Williamz December 19, 2008

cronis

what is a cronis

What is a cronis. Many wonder, but nobody will ever know.

by buttsdudewhatevs June 18, 2009

Cronic Masturbation

1. A condition that slowly causes you to die due to masturbating nonstop for weeks or even months on end.

2. The act of masturbating with weed or other incriminating items stuffed between your hand and you penis.

That kid Zach is a victim of cronic masturbation because he cant make it through the school day without jacking-off.

by Vengefulsorrow January 20, 2009