Crafting table level

This is used to describe if to dudes are in a relationship and they are ready to have sex (or a blowjob). this stems from the crafting table meme when Spiffey and Skeppy were explaining it to Badboyhalo without actually explaining it to him and after Badboyhalo asked "are we on furnace level" Skeppy said "no we aren't even on crafting table level".

DUDE 1: Are we on Crafting table level.
DUDE 2: Dude we are literally having sex right now what are you talking about.
DUDE 3: Sick can I join?
DUDE 2: You the hell are you.
DUDE 4: Grabs knife* Gimme all your money.
DUDE 5: Well guess it's a Wednesday.

by icannotgetaname July 22, 2020

cofting

v. Specific art of partying consisting in 1. getting completely drunk, 2. go clubbing/barhopping, 3. watch the moonset/sunrise, 4. go to sleep when the birds are singing, 5. wake up before noon and 6. work the whole day. Alternatively replacing steps 3. to 5. by hooking up with a stranger can be considered cofting. It should be noted that remembering one's own name after 3 am not beeing subject to a massive hangover implies no cofting occurred.

- Dude what's up? You look tired!
- Yeah, we did some serious cofting last night!

by GonzoL July 25, 2011

Crafting Table

A crafting table has 2 different which is:
something that could be used the create things like in real life or video games like minecraft
the second meaning is from a minecraft twitch streamer / minecraft youtuber named Sapnap, so basically someone in minecraft is standing on a crafting table than say you go close to them and do what adults do to ya know...

Someone: stands on a crafting table

Someone: Gets closer and yea know..

or how it was originally

Someone: Afk standing on a crafting table

someone:Gets closer and yea know..

by xDevil_Chanx April 7, 2021

croffing

The act of vomiting off of a very tall building.

"Bro, Jake and I went croffing off the empire state building yesterday. "

by Noah Spurbeck August 4, 2017

you, me, crafting table

you're about to get laid.

person 1: tonight, you, me, crafting table

person 2: oh fuck-

by katkit27 November 8, 2020

Hoover Crafting

Occurs when one farts in bed causing the sheets to float up and make the bed look like the bottom of a hover craft.

Matt: Dude I could hear you farting all night last night
Erik: Ya man I went hoover crafting last night

by Kochie June 23, 2012

craftingrox

A mysterious being who roams the internet.

I saw craftingrox last night!

by IMNOTYOUHAHA May 24, 2006