crackyap

Partial mouthfull of jagged, rotten teeth.

Did you see that guys horrid crackyap? I could smell the rot from here!

You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.

by Lunicus December 14, 2006

Cold as Cricky

A superlative adjectival phrase that aptly describes when someone or something becomes devoid of all emotion or heat

Bro 1: Are those Coors Lights as cold as the Rockies?
Bro 2: Easily, brah -- they're as Cold as Cricky
Bro 1: Shit son! Watch out for frostbite

by xijhing August 21, 2009

Crockenboosh

verb - To deliver a thrusting blow to the balls, especially with the fist.

If you don't give me that croquembouche I'm going to crockenboosh you so hard.

by davethecrockenboosher December 22, 2015

crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.

The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

Barry Crocker

Australian rhyming slang for shocker. Named after the Australian singer.

Your new haircut is a Barry Crocker.
(After a really bad kick in AFL footy) What a Barry Crocker!

by lostempire June 11, 2006

Kentucky Crockpot

A multi-participant sexual experience which includes at least one cousin

I lost my virginity in a Kentucky Crockpot. Family Reunions are so much fun.

by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

cracky tales

the most unbelievable, fucked up tales and adventures that can only possibly take place when one is either lit up on some crack, or on a quest for the elusive mega hit. hence, CRACKY TALE

"... i was at the Spot and i was wearing sandals. and this motha fucka handed me some soap. he said, you touched it, you buyin it. i told him, fuck that shit ITS SOAP. i threw the shit on the floor and this motha fucka pulled out a machete. i started bookin it and ran outta my flip flops...."

to which you respond "cracky tales..."

or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day

"... i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this fucking crackhead rides a bike)...and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car."

cracky tales, cracky tales...

by eatfordshtdodge January 7, 2008