Cristiano Ronaldo

The One true Kryptonian and the Only GOAT, Machinist u call it .

Did you watched Juventus vs Atletico yesterday , Cristiano Ronaldo is a freak of nature

by Wendell_7 October 22, 2020

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is the next player to make the number 7 shirt famous, just as King Eric did in the 90's, Ronaldo will do it in the 00's.

Millwall Cup Final and that cross - need I say more

by Mike August 23, 2004

Cristiano Columbus

A Portuguese footballer and penalty merchant who is the descendant of the famous Italian explorer Christopher Columbus.

Cristiano Columbus is known for discovering numerous countries on international breaks together with his assistant Bruno Penandes.

He would normaly travel millions of miles, experiencing severe goal droughts, before arriving at a previously undiscovered location and planting his flag while shouting SIUUUUUU! Like a total bellend. Absolute fraud.

"Do you know about the countries Lithuania and Faroe Islands?"

'No, when were they discovered?'

"Last week by the explorer Cristiano Columbus."

'Oh right, no wonder I never heard about those places before.'

"Neither did I"

by Sir Goat May 30, 2022

cristiano ronaldo

the G.O.A.T of football (and for you idiotic americans sOCceR

Cristiano ronaldo is the G.O.A.T of football

by siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu November 1, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class footballer. People compare Lionel Messi with him but there is nothing to compare. Ronaldo is one of the best players The World has ever seen. People troll him when he loses his form, but he silences them with his brilliant goals.

Guy 1: Messi is the best, I don't like Cristiano Ronaldo
Guy 2: Hala Madrid! Cristiano Ronaldo is the best in the world.. I don't care what haters say..

by Official Batman May 2, 2018

Cristiano Ronaldo

The greatest footballer to ever play the game . He has been number for the past 10 years, often regarded better than Maradona, Leo Messi and even Pélé
He is the greatest player in,before and after generation.
Synonyms; G.O.A.T, CR7, Uefa Cristiano League

Cristiano Ronaldo deserved the 2018 Ballon d'or
The G.O.A.T Just scored a hattrick in the UCL semis

by Slaat February 5, 2020

cristiano ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is a football player who has been to Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, and then in 2022, ronaldo had back to Manchester united but didn't been treated well. Ronaldo is mad and he went to Al Nassr which is in Saudi Arabia. He was still no.7, we very respect Cristiano Ronaldo, he is the real god

Cristiano Ronaldo? We are going to say... ' siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu'

by CR7_thegoat7 September 25, 2023