Crinkle

To party hard and get drunk!

We are about to get crinkle.

by Degeneration X May 17, 2012

The Crinkle

Horrible feeling in your gut when you eat bad food and know you will soon have to poop or fart, probably a lot. Not a good thing to have.

I ate fast food then went to Wal-Mart and walked around for a few hours. Now I have the crinkle!

by Rev. Link March 15, 2008

crinkle

An elderly person, esp. those who exhibit negative effects of old age - loose fitting skin, crankiness, limited mobility, etc.

Damned crinkle pulled right out in front of me.

by m f December 6, 2007

crinkle

A wrinkle in one's cock.

Girl: Hey, you got a crinkle.
Kevin Batchelor: Thanks.

by Jon January 24, 2005

Crinkles

An old man who has shrivelled and wrinkly ball sacks. They have uncontrollable asthma and no toes. They fell off in the Vietnam war.

Can also describe people who go down allyways and deal drugs late at night.

"Look at that old sad sack of shit, bet hes got the crinkles"

"I just saw some crinkles doing the shit business, no good man"

by Rickyberwicksbollocks105050 October 31, 2019

crinkle

Its a crush but less. Very common in Christian camps, similar to a camp crush. Its a crush but not as hard. You're intrigued but not completely interested.

Flicster 1: Hey guys who are your crinkles
Flicster 2: I like Payton and Hannah and Abby
all the girls present: omg no Im not gonna tell u. OMG why would I share that. Hahaha I don't even have one what do you mean? Lol mine is Kelelr Cox HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but yeah Im not gonna tell u. What are yours tho?

by wordonthestryeet May 3, 2020

crinkle dick

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".

"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."

by userbits March 7, 2010